We're Award Winning for Innovation

In Food & Agribusiness... Seriously.

This isn't your run-of-the-mill bathwater, this is bathwater with Vite's special technology:


This is a Catboy Bath Water Catcentrate Pawder.


Nyanoboost and Catboy Nood Water aren't the only things we've created... see more in the button below.

No Comparison

We're not saying Catboy Nood Water and Nyanoboost will help turn you into a cyberpunk catboy with katanas, but we have no proof that it won't turn you into one either.

What's in the bottle?

Each Catboy Nood Water comes with:

- Catcentrate Pawder

- Beeg Bottle

- The faint scent of having shamelessness


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Catboy Nood Water Catcentrate Pawder

You simped, and we delivered. Vite Kitchens brings you the mewest in bathwater innovations: Catboy Nood Water Pawdered Concentrate. Because you’re never too busy to simp healthy.

 

Brewed to order in small batches then packaged straight from the bathtub streaming setup, we’ve diligently selected our finest potions to be dehydrated and shipped straight to your door. Furmulated as a pawder to be budget friendly on shipping, your next catboy streamer donation won’t get eaten by the shipping costs of bathwater weight.

 

Hydrating our pawder leaves it just as fresh as it was from the bathtub! Per our CEO (Catboy Education Officer), Tim:

“Add water to the proper 1 gallon dilution rate, and the catboy water is just as potent as ever! Just like our ramen, we apply special techniques to maximize the flavor... er... the... efficacy... of your catboy nood water.”

 

Watch our video trailer above to see how it all started!

 

Disclaimer: Catboy Noodle Water Pawdered Concentrate is for novelty use only, and is not meant for human consumption. 


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[MTO] 25 Complete Variety Nyanoboost + Catboy Nood Water Bundle - FREE SHIPPING TODAY ONLY

“You’re never too busy to simp healthy.” And when we say healthy, we mean it!

Nanoboost, our specially furmulated nutrient pawder blend, is available for a limited time as Nyanoboost to commemorate our mewest purroduct launch for Catboy Nood Water!

Get the same great nyutrition you’ve come to expect from our other pawducts, in whatever you choose to put it in! You’ll be feline fine in no time with your nyutrients more well rounded than the average set of toe-beans. 

Looking to Nyanoboost your bathwater game to the nyext level? Nyanoboost goes great with Catboy Nood Water! 

This bundle includes:

  • 5x Vegan White Miso v3.0
  • 5x Roasted Soy Sauce Chicken v3.0
  • 5x Garlic Pork Tonkotsu v3.0
  • 5x Vegan Sichuan Chili Edition v3.0
  • 5x Beef Pho v3.0
  • Extremely Limited Edition Catboy Nood Water Catcentrate Pawder
  • Limited Edition Nyanoboost
  • Free Hooked Ramen Spoon
  • Free Chopsticks
  • Free High Quality Vinyl Stickers
  • FREE SHIPPING on this bundle only


Allergens Include:
Wheat, Soy, Sesame, Tree Nuts (Coconut)

*Note: Hooked Ramen Spoon and Chopsticks are not dishwasher safe. 

Catboy Nood Water is NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. NOVELTY USE ONLY. You can consume Nyanoboost. It's good for you.

FREE SHIPPING ONLY APPLIES TO THIS PRODUCT, CONTIGUOUS USA ONLY. ADDITIONAL PRODUCTS WILL REQUIRE SHIPPING COSTS FOR THOSE PRODUCTS.


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[MTO] 15 Complete Variety Nyanoboost Bundle - FREE SHIPPING TODAY ONLY

Nanoboost, our specially furmulated nutrient pawder blend, is available for a limited time as Nyanoboost to commemorate our mewest purroduct launch for Catboy Nood Water!

Get the same great nyutrition you’ve come to expect from our other pawducts, in whatever you choose to put it in! You’ll be feline fine in no time with your nyutrients more well rounded than the average set of toe-beans. 

This bundle includes:

  • 3x Vegan White Miso v3.0
  • 3x Roasted Soy Sauce Chicken v3.0
  • 3x Garlic Pork Tonkotsu v3.0
  • 3x Vegan Sichuan Chili Edition v3.0
  • 3x Beef Pho v3.0
  • Limited Edition Nyanoboost
  • Free Hooked Ramen Spoon
  • Free Chopsticks
  • Free High Quality Vinyl Stickers


Allergens Include:
Wheat, Soy, Sesame, Tree Nuts (Coconut)

*Note: Hooked Ramen Spoon and Chopsticks are not dishwasher safe

FREE SHIPPING ONLY APPLIES TO THIS PRODUCT, CONTIGIUOUS USA ONLY.
ADDITIONAL PRODUCTS WILL REQUIRE SHIPPING COSTS FOR THOSE PRODUCTS.


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[MTO] Nyanoboost - FREE SHIPPING

“You’re never too busy to simp healthy.” And when we say healthy, we mean it!

Nanoboost, our specially furmulated nutrient pawder blend, is available for a limited time as Nyanoboost to commemorate our mewest purroduct launch for Catboy Nood Water Catcentrate Pawder! Get the same great nyutrition you’ve come to expect from our other pawducts, in whatever you choose to put it in! You’ll be feline fine in no time with your nyutrients more well rounded than the average set of toe-beans. 

Looking to Nyanoboost your bathwater game to the nyext level? Nyanoboost goes great with Catboy Nood Water Catcentrate Pawder! Bundle your Catboy Nood Water Pawdered Concentrate with a jar of extremely LIMITED EDITION Nyanoboost and save even more for your next catboy stream donation.

FREE SHIPPING ONLY APPLIES TO THIS PRODUCT, CONTIGIUOUS USA ONLY.
ADDITIONAL PRODUCTS WILL REQUIRE SHIPPING COSTS FOR THOSE PRODUCTS.