Tim "Dogwithrabiez" Zheng, CEO/Founder Vite Kitchens
Patrick "DoctorSockrates" Camarador, Vite Kitchens Wordsmith
To the tune of "Let It Go":
Winnable situations
Thrown to the wayside, by my team
The anger’s swelling as they give Jett 1v1s
Couldn’t hold the site, heaven’s overrun
Don't let them win, don’t make this free
Knife out running, rotating from Site B
Shift walk, don’t step, don’t let them knoooowwww
Well, now they knooooowwww
Hope they throw, hope they throw
Can’t clutch it out anymore
Hope they throw, hope they throw
How did we lose a 1v4
You’re not Tenz, you don’t got the plays
Looks like the round’s ‘bout done
Jett’s likely smurfing here anyways
Valorant Accents, making every win seem small
And my fragile-mental teammates drive me up the freaking wall
Now I can’t shoot what I can’t see
Team flashes from our Skye to me
No shot, we forced, no gun to use
It’s like they wanna loooooose
My team’s a joke, they always choke
I am whiffing every tiiiime
Now we’re broke, don’t have smokes
Got Sage rezzed just to die
The anchor players, why do they never staaaay
I’m going to lose my miiiind
My RR’s gonna plummet right in to the ground
My aim is jittering in crazy circles every round
It feels like every single outcome’s just the same
But I’m not going AFK, I’m here to play the game
We don’t throw, we don’t throw
When we play, closely as a team
We don’t throw, we don’t throw
This has gotta to be a dream
Here we stand, and we finally scored
Wait it’s just the half?!
At least we can say that we’re on the board…