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Catboy Nood Water Catcentrate Pawder
Catboy Nood Water Catcentrate Pawder

You simped, and we delivered. Vite Kitchens brings you the mewest in bathwater innovations: Catboy Nood Water Pawdered Concentrate. Because you’re never too busy to simp healthy.

 

Brewed to order in small batches then packaged straight from the bathtub streaming setup, we’ve diligently selected our finest potions to be dehydrated and shipped straight to your door. Furmulated as a pawder to be budget friendly on shipping, your next catboy streamer donation won’t get eaten by the shipping costs of bathwater weight.

 

Hydrating our pawder leaves it just as fresh as it was from the bathtub! Per our CEO (Catboy Education Officer), Tim:

“Add water to the proper 1 gallon dilution rate, and the catboy water is just as potent as ever! Just like our ramen, we apply special techniques to maximize the flavor... er... the... efficacy... of your catboy nood water.”

 

Watch our video trailer above to see how it all started!

 

Disclaimer: Catboy Noodle Water Pawdered Concentrate is for novelty use only, and is not meant for human consumption. 

Get what you

pay for.


We believe that when you race to the bottom dollar, everyone loses.

We price our ramen honestly - so we can sustain a business model that pays living wages, respects our employees, and uses only high quality ingredients we feel comfortable eating every day ourselves.

We believe in people over profits.

Get what you pay for.

We believe that when you race to the bottom dollar, everyone loses.

We price our ramen honestly - so we can sustain a business model that pays living wages, respects our employees, and uses only high quality ingredients we feel comfortable eating every day ourselves.

We believe in people over profits.

We're Award Winning for Innovation

In Food & Agribusiness

This isn't your run-of-the-mill bathwater, this is bathwater with Vite's special technology:


This is a Catboy Bath Water Catcentrate Pawder.

No Comparison

More catcentration in each bottle compared to leading brands

What's in the pack?

Each pack comes with:

- Catcentrate Pawder

- Beeg Bottle

- Catboy CEO Signature

I can't believe this is a real thing.

-Unidentified Stranger

Tim, why would you make this?

-Concerned Stranger

Vite Ramen is 5.0 out 5.0 edgy stars. The Catboy Catcentrate Nood Water is everything we never needed and more!

-"Do you even lift bro??" Guy

I just want to shout out all the good people @viteramen for making such a high quality and delicious product  I often do 10 or 12 hour shifts and when I get home I just need something fast and high in protein and essential nutrients. Tonight I cooked up some of the Garlic Pork Tonkotsu v3.0... Utensils courtesy of the Vite Ramen starter pack which I highly recommend starting with!

-Chris B.

So delish! I get the two vegan options with a subscription just cos I hate to run out!  Yummy AND high protein!!! 🥰

-Leslie M.