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[MTO] Ethan Chlebowski's Naked Noods Intro Pack - FREE SHIPPING AND GIFTS!
[MTO] Ethan Chlebowski's Naked Noods Intro Pack - FREE SHIPPING AND GIFTS!
[MTO] Ethan Chlebowski's Naked Noods Intro Pack - FREE SHIPPING AND GIFTS!
[MTO] Ethan Chlebowski's Naked Noods Intro Pack - FREE SHIPPING AND GIFTS!
[MTO] Ethan Chlebowski's Naked Noods Intro Pack - FREE SHIPPING AND GIFTS!
[MTO] Ethan Chlebowski's Naked Noods Intro Pack - FREE SHIPPING AND GIFTS!

Your Culinary Canvas - Naked Noods with FREE SHIPPING AND FREE $25 GIFTS!

  • 2 packs of 6 Naked Noods
  • FREE Hooked Ramen Spoon
  • FREE High Quality Send Noods and Vite Ramen Stickers
High in plant-based protein, these quick cooking robust noodles stand up to anything you throw at them without going soggy! With essential nutrients like iron, B-vitamins, and fiber, Naked Noods are perfect to create perfect stir fries and soups, reinvigorate leftovers, or make crazy wild inventions like noodle burgers or the base of a pizza! Simple single serving sizes means never having to guess how much to make anymore!

Allergens Include:
Wheat


*Please Note: Dehydrated noodles are fragile and some breakage along the edges may occur during shipping. Each noodle is still complete and perfectly fine!

FREE SHIPPING ONLY APPLIES TO THIS PRODUCT, CONTIGUOUS USA ONLY. ADDITIONAL PRODUCTS WILL REQUIRE SHIPPING COSTS FOR THOSE PRODUCTS.

High Protein,

nutritious noodles.




Protein
23g


Fiber
6g


Iron
22% DV


Make your dishes nutrient dense in just 3 minutes.


Convenient, single serving portions. Never guess how much noodle to use again!


Naked Noods are made in the USA with living wages, utilizing high quality ingredients with no compromises.


We use a unique blend of quinoa, wheat, fiber, and traditional kansui to make an incredible tasting noodle that packs in the nutrition in just 3 minutes, with large, filling portions!

Small business.

Big dreams. Made by us.


Each individual noodle brick is made in the facility we built ourselves. Made right in the USA by our own hands, and with respect for our employees.

Small business.

Big dreams.

Made by us.

Each individual noodle brick is made in the facility we built ourselves. Made right in the USA by our own hands, and with respect for our employees.

Nutrition at a Glance



Your Favorite Recipes

Our high protein noodles.

High in protein and dietary fiber, based on our legendary Vite Ramen noodles. These noodles pack in your gains, keep you pleasantly full and are ready in just 3 minutes. Use them with your favorite broth recipe, bouillon, or even leftover soup from takeout! Single servings sizes means never guessing again on how much noodle to cook!

Naked Noods are made in the USA and utilize the same high quality ingredients with no compromises.

These noodles hold a special place in our heart because they almost didn't exist -tap here to learn about how they came to be at our blog!

How is Vite Ramen priced?

We're totally aware that our ramen is higher priced than normal, but for good reason. It's well known in the food world that the cheaper your product is, the better your sales will be. Unfortunately, fighting for the bottom dollar often means that the employees who make the food pay the cost: minimum wage, poor working hours and no consideration for mental health or overall/general employee well-being.

Being from a culinary background, we’re intimately familiar with the kind of exploitation that workers can be subject to, and the kind of poverty people can experience even while working twelve hour days. The first step to combating this kind of exploitation is to set up business models that incorporate the negative externalities directly into the price, rather than perpetuate the unsustainable business models that currently exist.

We're putting our money where our mouth is and paying all of our employees a living wage no matter what position they work, giving healthy amounts of PTO and with no questions asked days off for mental health. It's extremely important to us that our employees are treated fairly and that our ramen isn't made at the expense of the people who make it.

Would we be able to make the product cheaper through outsourcing and sell more by decreasing the cost? Yeah, absolutely! But we're not about that. We're not in this to make the biggest profit (in fact, our profit margins are so low we can't afford to sell in supermarkets, which should give you an idea). Factor in the material costs for all the things like quinoa and protein for a healthier ramen and being made in the USA and that's how we set our costs.

In the end, we just want to make the best ramen possible, have an excuse to eat ramen every day, and be proud of what we're doing and the employees who make it happen. And when it comes down to it, each of our meals is still less than the cost of a fast food meal! :)

How are shipping costs calculated?

When it comes to shipping costs, we don't make a single dollar off of it. It’s just what we’re charged as a small business. Basically, the farther the place, the higher the zone rate, which can be seen here.


The way shipping works is also through dimensional weight, so even though our product is fairly light, it's a fairly large packet! Once you go over a certain size of package, they start charging by dimensional weight instead. For example, here's our package size and weight plugged into USPS.com


The way most companies handle shipping costs is to add the cost to what the customer pays for the product. It's always going to cost money to get things from one place to another, and it looks better for the consumer if you add a couple bucks to the product. For example, we could add $5 to the total cost of the noodles and voila, suddenly shipping is only $4.95!

However, we want to run this company on transparency, so we chose to display the true cost. The reality of shipping is that shipping companies give us a cost, and that’s what shows up on our website. We're always on the lookout for more efficient ways to do it however, and like I said, the prices for further shipments will come down hopefully soon! We also offer free shipping as a coupon you can claim in our loyalty rewards program, if that helps :)

Why do you add MSG?

MSG is an unfairly demonized ingredient! There's some very interesting history to why it became looked down on, and it's not because of scientific evidence! Check out our blog post about the subject to see why we deliberately included MSG.

Is Vite Ramen vegan/halal/gluten free/low carb?

Our Naked Noods, Nanoboost, Vegan White Miso, and Vegan Sichuan Chili Edition are 100% vegan and, to the best of our understanding, halal, while the Chicken, Pork, and Beef are not. However, it should also be noted that they are not certified halal/kosher. Our noodles are also not gluten free or low carb, though it is often requested that we attempt to make gluten free or low carb noodles, we do not have the manufacturing capabilities need to create this kind of product at this time.

Is Vite Ramen organic?

No, Vite Ramen is not organic.